Dear Car Interior Designers,

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 07/09/2014 at 13:07 • Filed to: rant

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This is a Piano. It is made from wood and painted a very shiny black. Some would call it, "Piano Black." Pianos are designed to look good on stage under lighting and catch your eye. However it is a fingerprint magnet and must be cleaned and polished regularly.

This is a car interior. A place where people sit and touch things, this usually results in fingerprints being on the shiny black plastic. A car often has bright sunlight shining into it. Bright sunlight tends to reflect off of really shiny black surfaces and into people's eyes.

Please stop putting shiny black surfaces into them.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 07/09/2014 at 13:07

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FUCK YOU KINJA!

OPPOsaurus WRX > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 07/09/2014 at 13:09

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I drive through some woods on my way home. the flickering sunlight through the tress off the top of my dashboard is enough to give someone a seizure.

Velocity- Peuguette Connoisseur > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 07/09/2014 at 13:11

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it might be a pain but it looks good imo

so does that black ash trim Merc uses...mmm

GhostZ > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 07/09/2014 at 13:13

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I think it's because no one who designs the interior of the car actually sees it driving in real conditions before they finish it.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > GhostZ 07/09/2014 at 13:15

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Or even bothers to think about driving it. They just sit in there in a clean white room, at their clean white macs and dream of black.

anothermiatafanboy > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 07/09/2014 at 13:16

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Is that a Bimmer?

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > anothermiatafanboy 07/09/2014 at 13:16

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I think a Z4

EL_ULY > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 07/09/2014 at 13:37

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yay non gloss wood!

ILLec > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 07/09/2014 at 15:08

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Piano Black> Wood Grain, its not too hard to keep a microfiber towel in your car and wipe it down everyday.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > ILLec 07/09/2014 at 15:14

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Still doesn't help with the whole reflecting the light part...

ILLec > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 07/09/2014 at 15:22

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I havent noticed much reflections in mine but its 100x better the the Audi fish scale trim.

RotaryLover > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 07/09/2014 at 17:11

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But it looks so good....

ranwhenparked > EL_ULY 07/09/2014 at 18:53

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That is beautiful. Don't mind a little gloss either, just nothing so excessive as to make the real thing look like plastic, which totally defeats the purpose.